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The School Prepping for Apocalypse - The New York Times

THE MORNING SCHOOL run proceeds, at first glance, like any number of demographically adjacent affluent, socially progressive, private school runs the world over: There are lithe yoga moms, dads with beards and the occasional man bun, kids with Messi jerseys and top-heavy backpacks. There are hurried embraces and pods of parents, to-go lattes in hand, swapping information and gossip. This boisterous procession from filing past the security guard to the mass exodus when the first-period bell sounds takes 10 minutes before calm descends.